owlmylove:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

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rrueplumet:

“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner

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maxterbate:

dizydreamer:

maxterbate:

do you ever sit still for a long time and then it feels like a bug is crawling on you but there really is no bug there

Or like someone is standing behind you and is breathing down your shoulder when really there isn’t?

what the hell no

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thefoolishprince:

silentsnowdrop:

kreamsoda:

a99ron:

pineapplerobots:

raigeki55:

princetaylor:

catupthetree23:

good lord.

i asked for ice cream not a sword

#forged in the fires of mount vanilla/chocolate swirl

ICECALIBUR

icecalibur

ah yes the blade which I am destined to wield

This is the ice cream that will pierce the heavens?

What the fuck is with the square cone?!

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meladoodle:

my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.

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bigbardafree:

switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

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thorinmyside:

being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”

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avengershp:

Never ending list of movies: Bridge to Terabithia

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